I LIKE TO TAPE MY THUMBS TO MY FINGERS, TO SEE HOW A DINOSAUR WOULD FEEL..

Time: 3:25
Me and Amy decided to 'DE-evolve' this evening by becoming real life dinosaurs by losing the ability to use our opposable thumbs and having shorter arms. I imagined my self as a T-Rex form of Dino, while i ran around making Dino noises, Amy just seemed to be making sounds like a pidgin.. I'm not entirely sure why. We archived the dinosaur effect by sellotaping each others arms and thumbs together to ensure we had no thumbs and had stupidly short arms.
After this was completed, we attempted to test our new 'DE-evolved' body's in real world situations, such as:
Guitar playing: PASS
Cooking, pulling out the oven and cutting a pizza: PASS
Opening doors: PASS
Pouring drinks: PASS
Freaking people out: PASS
Pulling the ladies: FAIL.
Socially fitting in: MEGA FAIL.

Over all, i found i could easily survived and evolved as i could do many important tasks, minus the ability too pull the ladies and fit in with society. But who needs friends and the opposite sex?
I felt ridiculed for having smaller arms and no thumbs.
This is an issue of discrimination and racism, and must be dealt with.
I felt like the dinosaur from 'meet the Robinson's' In which the T-Rex kicks ass, until the crucial moment where he has to use his arms, but cant because his arms are too short :(..
as seen bellow:
HE HAS A MASSIVE HEAD, BUT SMALL ARMS
This was me, but the the child was a packet of Quavers.